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So my father says to me at breakfast "did you see the comics?" and I rather dismissively, and with a great deal of disdain said "I don't read the comics." Now, I don't know if I went looking for them, if I stumbled upon them reading what passes for a pamphlet, I mean, newspaper, in this town. And the comic was in front of me with my father's finger pointing directly to the… and I just about choked.