So I'm on my fave e-card site SomeECards to find something perfectly tasteless to send to a perfectly tasteless person for his birthday, and after I found THAT card, I saw a little. red. button. herein noted which stated "ecard roulette" and I thought, hell, at least I'll get a laugh out of it.
So I pushed it.
And, here below is the card which came up.
And I swear on my former greyhound Grace's soul, it's true.
What out when you play roulette. You might just win!
YEAH BABY! Break that mirror!