Saturday, March 15, 2008

The Ides of March.

E tu, Bruté?

Friday, March 14, 2008

Arbus is the new black.

Diane Arbus
1958 – 1963
Hubert's Museum

Arbus has nothing on me with this shot.
I was 50mm close to a make-shift stage in a gay bar,
where the shock acts performing before her royal ChiChiness
included a tarantula crawling on a stripper's well-stretched twat.

I was super-close.
It was back-lit, mostly,
and it looks like a sick, furry creepy hand.

I have to find it.
I do remember it's color, either neg or slide.

Happy Birthday Diane Arbus

a brilliant portfolio of 28 of Diane Arbus' greatest work can be found here

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Just another mask.

An open letter to "Number 9's gal-pal"

Honey, unless you're gonna tell us how big the Spitz is
(we want length AND girth), 
just remember one thing: 

you're a fucking whore.
I don't care HOW MUCH you were paid.


Does he shave his balls?
D'ja slip him the finger?

An open letter to "the women scorned"

Let's be blunt here.
Be a lady, smoothe (sp? gr?) out that lovely suit of yours,
and when hubbie (oh, I don't know: Eliot Spitzer, Larry Craig, Jim McGreevey) starts to talk...

give 'em

wallop on the face.

Push 'em out of the way (preferably off the podium), 
hold your head up high, 
and we'll all enjoy the applause you'll be too "deaf" to hear.

A good ol' slap across the spitzer, I mean KISSER.
No one will hold that against you,
and many will cheer.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Eliot Spitzer's hung like a horse.

It's been said.

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Annie Lennox SING!
Free download!

To raise awareness of Women and Girls HIV/AIDS Awareness Day, which happens to be today, Annie Lennox is offering her song "Sing" for free on Amazon MP3 through Monday, March 17.

Monday, March 10, 2008

There's something rotten at The Apple Store

and it's my MacBook Pro.

First it needs a keyboard.
Then it needs a front top case assembly.
Then they figured they'd swap out the battery.
THEN there's some thermal sensor issue.
THEN there's some logic board issue.
THEN there's some I/O assembly piece.

And it's not even six months old.

And I'm supposed to be cool about all this?

Sunday, March 09, 2008




Madonna Moments

Barbie's Born!

Twenty-five and counting.

Personal Daily Horoscope of Sunday, 9 March 2008
born 4 May 1960

Springboard **
Valid during many months: You are energetic and self-assured today, and you feel less helpless and at the mercy of others than is perhaps usually the case - a good time, therefore, for telling someone about your feelings or desires. If at present you have a firm relationship, you can now talk to your partner about needs of yours which, for some reason, you do not like to talk about. The quality of time is on your side, if, for once, you want to act out of character without falling flat on your face. If you are prepared to risk taking such a step, you will observe that you by no means meet with a lack of understanding or a rejection. This influence can also be of significant help with all therapeutic treatments and physical challenges.

Mars Trine Chiron, , exact at 15:36
activity period from beginning of October 2007 until 12 March 2008