Saturday, November 03, 2007

Falling from your mouth...tell me.

How many times do I have to try to tell you
That I'm sorry for the things I've done
But when I start to try to tell you
That's when you have to tell me
Hey, this kind of trouble's only just begun
I tell myself too many times
Why don't you ever learn to keep your big mouth shut
That's why it hurts so bad to hear the words
That keep on falling from your mouth
Falling from your mouth
Falling from your mouth
Tell me...
I may be mad
I may be blind
I may be viciously unkind
But I can still read what you're thinking
And I've heard it said too many times
That you'd be better off
Why can't you see this boat is sinking
Let's go down to the water's edge
And we can cast away those doubts
Some things are better left unsaid

But they still turn me inside out
Turning inside out turning inside out
Tell me...
Tell me...
This is the book I never read
These are the words I never said
This is the path I'll never tread
These are the dreams I'll dream instead
This is the joy that's seldom spread
These are the tears...
The tears we shed
This is the fear
This is the dread
These are the contents of my head
And these are the years that we have spent
And this is what they represent
And this is how I feel
Do you know how I feel?
'Cause I don't think you know how I feel
I don't think you know what I feel
I don't think you know what I feel
You don't know what I feel

I'm gonna cry at this one.

And I hear it's the last song of the night.

We don't see eye-to-eye.
I would have done anything...

the reasons why I still believe...

One ticket please.

I don't need no
trouble maker
Dirty little
Muscle bound
Low down
Yella bellied



Thursday, November 01, 2007

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

So much for "up yours!"

Top 10 Horror Movies!

Ground Zero.

iSight self-portrait.

¿La naranja conseguida?

Coffee table horrors!

That's a mighty.big.pumpkin.


Hey! Is that a pumpkin on your upper right arm?



Ev'ry day is Halloween.

Horrifying birthdays!

Mt Rushmore completed

Spirit Photography

Eugène Thiébault (French, b. 1825)
Henri Robin and a Specter, 1863
Albumen silver print; 22.9 x 17.4 cm
Collection Gérard Lévy, Paris

The Exorcist
Rare Footage

Interesting, behind-the-scenes, footage.

Bowling for Kitty Kats!

A fun little game, sanctioned by the ASPCA.
Follow the link here, and roll 'em!

Casper the Friendly Ghost

Birthday Bondage.

I remember seeing Helmut Newton, loupe in his eye, scanning over his contact sheets and prints at The Color Lab, Miami. He was just like any other customer at the counter.

Except he rendered me speechless.
I never said hello, and never got to shake his hand.
Oh well.

Anonymous Imagery.

Ghosts + Spirits

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

The Perfect Medium

Masters of Horror

Horrifying Numbers.

Even one is way too much.

A red-neck jack o'lantern

Una momia de Guanajuato

Hombres de basura, Guanajuato MX

Health Tricks for your Hallowe'en Treats

The haunted house may be scary,
but the treats you hand out don’t have to be.
(Jeff Cook/AP Photo)

from the NYTimes:

Halloween has always been a tough holiday for health-conscious parents. Sure, it’s only one day a year, but the leftover treats you don’t hand out and the candy your kids bring home is likely to hang around the house for weeks.

I asked nutritionists and child health experts what they will be giving to trick-or-treaters this year and how they handle the candy-laden bags that come home at the end of the night.

Here’s their advice.

The best part of breaking up...

From the NYTimes.

How to Figure Out When Therapy Is Over

If you think it’s hard to end a relationship with a lover or spouse,
try breaking up with your psychotherapist.

The article continues here.

Hallowe'en 2006

Not that it's too much work or anything, but I'm passing on the Man from Planet Orange this year. Quite frankly, I value what little hair I have left, and winter is definitely NOT the time to have a chrome dome. I'm thinking of wearing just a welder's helmet. If that much at all.

Fuck jingle-bells!

Here's a little mood music to set the stage!

Carve your own Virtual Jack-o-Lantern!

Carve your own pumpkin via the link above, or the link provided here.

Free! Pumpkin Font

Orange hanky, left pocket.
Pumpkin Fisting.

A cut above the rest.

The "gay" Christmas!

from the NYTimes:

Halloween, known to some as the gay Christmas, was a great match for Mr. Lynde’s flamboyant brand of comedy. A wisecracking star of “Hollywood Squares,” he inhabited the so-called glass closet decades before that term was invented, and as a TV actor he had plenty of experience with the supernatural. In the ’60s Mr. Lynde played both Uncle Arthur, the prankish warlock on “Bewitched,” and Dr. Dudley, the jittery family physician on “The Munsters.”

And yes, that is Margaret Hamilton!

Monday, October 29, 2007

Black Tuesday.

The Ballpoint Pen

Birthday Blood!

SAW typo.
There will be blood!

Separated at birth?

The Last Supper
16 billion pixels

Continuity error in SAW IV.

Call me crazy (ok...I'm crazy!) but whatever happened to the part of the story line in SAW where Jigsaw actually cut puzzle pieces from the skin of his "victims?" Prominent in SAW, evident in SAW II, scant (if any) attention in SAW III, and entirely forgotten in SAW IV.

Lionsgate, are you listening?

Philosophical thoughts to think about

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor....
3. Atheism is a non- prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defea t the purpose.
7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
10. Is there another word for synonym?
11. Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all?'
12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
14. Would a fly with out wings be called a walk?
15 Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
22. One ni ce thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
25. How is it possible to have a civil war?
26. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
27. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
28. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
29. Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'Lisp' to have 'S' in it?
30. Why are hemorrhoids called 'hemorrhoids' instead of 'assteroids'?
31. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
32. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
33. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
34. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

LOVE the shoes!

Why I love!

Sunday, October 28, 2007

SAW IV slashes its way to the top!

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- The killer of the "Saw" franchise may be dead, but his sadistic spirit lives on.

People didn't have to be dragged to theaters to see "Saw IV" this weekend. It made $32.1 million.

Lionsgate's "Saw IV" led the weekend box office with $32.1 million, maintaining the horror franchise's position as a Halloween perennial, according to studio estimates Sunday.

The results for "Saw IV" were on par with the debut of "Saw III," which pulled in $33.6 million over the same weekend last year. Since the original low-budget "Saw" became an out-of-nowhere fright sensation in 2004, Lionsgate has released a new chapter each October, all hits.

"I would expect to see 'Saw V' next year, 'Saw VI' the year after that and 'Saw VII' the following year if they can keep it up," said Paul Dergarabedian, president of box-office tracker Media By Numbers. "There's just something inherently gruesome and compelling about these movies. I don't know what that says about society in general, but it certainly works at the box office."

"Saw IV" features post-mortem horrors concocted by the fiendish killer Jigsaw (Tobin Bell, seen in flashbacks), whose autopsy turns up a cassette tape in his entrails that leads the cops into a new snare of torture puzzles the madman left behind.

Overall Hollywood revenues declined for the sixth-straight weekend, though business was off only a fraction compared to the same weekend last year. The top-12 movies took in $86.1 million, down 2 percent, better results than in previous weeks, when business had fallen significantly more.

Estimated ticket sales for Friday through Sunday at U.S. and Canadian theaters, according to Media By Numbers LLC. Final figures will be released Monday.

1. "Saw IV," $32.1 million.
2. "Dan in Real Life," $12.1 million.
3. "30 Days of Night," $6.7 million.
4. "The Game Plan," $6.3 million.
5. "Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married?", $5.7 million.
6. "Michael Clayton," $5 million.
7. "Gone Baby Gone," $3.9 million.
8. "The Comebacks," $3.45 million.
9. "We Own the Night," $3.4 million.
10. "Tim Burton's the Nightmare Before Christmas," $3.35 million.

Busy day!

1636: Harvard founded
1793: Eli Whitney has a gin + tonic
1858: Macy's has its first sale!
1929: Dow plummets 13%
1886: Lady Liberty hoists her torch for the first time.
1914: Omega Psi Phi frat, founded at Howard University, incorporates
1961: Ground broken for Shea Stadium
1965: The Silver Arch is complete; no food is sold.

Greetings of the Screamin' Season

• SAW Trilogy + SAW IV
• THE EXORCIST: The Version You've Never Seen
• 8 FILMS TO DIE FOR [2006]

Make a fist.
Now, you're just gonna feel a pinch...

SAW IV - In Theaters October 26th

Now just roll up your sleeve...

How much blood will you shed?

Happy Birthday!
Steve on Line 1.

Bill Gates.

Happy Birthday, pretty woman.

Julia Roberts.


How can you be in a room with no idea how you got there?
I guess you've never been drunk before.
Yes I have. I spent three years in college.

I hate uncut.

Wanna have a 3-some?