Saturday, June 23, 2007


"Mommy's in da wug."

Word(s) of the Day


Who knew?
Go fig.

#1 reason to join MySpace...

Beauty isn't necessarily skin-deep...

Certainly NOT confused.

We interrupt this blog....

My photographs and iWeb site here...

I'd like to see my "web visits" top 200...
and I'im up to a whopping 30something at the moment.
And that does NOT mean I want my blog-mirers (blog admirers) visiting hundreds of time each...

And if you want to see my lecture presentation,
once you click the link yPhotograph? and see the QuickTime Q,
give it time to load, and enjoy...

Scott Rigsby

CNN takes a stand

Will he? Won't he?

For once...NEWS!
Not recycled, not pulled out of storage.
Hopefully brave and ground-breaking.

Friday, June 22, 2007

Vaya con dios...

Portfolio Review
SoreExcuse University

Hey Laura:
Just a thought...wouldn't your "fake ad" for the Mac be a whole lot better if you followed the conventions established in previous ads?

Hint. Hint.
lowercase i, followed by an uppercase letter, as below:

iTunes, iMac, iBook, iDVD, iPhoto, iWork, iMovie, iLife, iWeb...

iVisited, iLooked at your ad, iFailed you.

Reminds me of the goofball who wrote a paper on Herb Ritts, referring to him as "Ritz" throughout the entire paper. Twelve pages, and I failed him.

Oh. And did you recreate that iPod in Photoshop or Illustrator?
Small detail (Roman soldiers don't wear wristwatches, if you get the hint!):
the video iPod has a much larger screen; unless that's a Photo iPod.

Tell Tony G. I send a heartfelt one-finger salute.
Imagine, telling me (in 1981) Arbus and Mapplethorpe were self-indulgent,
and not at all that important.
Now, if I'd like to look at the work of Steve Bronstein and Steve Steigman and Nancy Brown (YAWN!)

Hate to think of what would happen if you were working on this account.
iThink uBFired!

Math with OrangeMercury

Note to the parents of the girl who had her feet amputated at SixFlags|Kentucky:

How 'bouts you folks check in with Oscar Pistorius and get your girl some "Cheetahs?"
Why not?

We can rebuild him.
Or her...

Superhero: Flash
Oscar Pistorius

Go! Go! Go!

Posted by YouBoobs!

Six Flags Kentucky

(CNN) -- A teen who lost her feet in an accident at a Kentucky amusement park has undergone surgery, a park spokeswoman said Friday.

The girl's feet were completely amputated just below the ankle Thursday afternoon while riding the Superman Tower of Power at Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom in Louisville.

Her feet were recovered by Six Flags staff and were sent to the hospital with her, McLean said.

RNN: Recycled News Network

Seems the old man and ChetZilla have gotten around to TWITTER.

Oldest Child's IQ???

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Six Degrees

LarryBLing went dancing with Peter Allen...



Kathy Griffin v Anderson Cooper

What UP?

Kathy Griffin spends all this time on gay jokes...
and then LarryBLing asks her what she thinks of The Coop.
Next thing you know, she's saying "I love you" to the man himself,
who's having quite the hard time keeping a "straight" face.

(BTW, he's absolutely adorable when he laughs...)

The Perfect Moment and they all laughed their way through it.

Probably laughing from nerves. Heart racing cuz they prolly thought she was about to OUT the Coop.

I'm betting the transcripts won't reflect this little exchange...


Kathy Griffin can say, on live cable (passing as news), Oprah Winfrey's boyfriend is (actually) Gayle King...

I can certainly "let slide" that the Coop is our First Fag.
And Oprah's the First Fag Hag.

We interrupt Paris Hilton...

Oprah's Boyfriend

This just in:
Kathy Griffin, she of 'D-List' fame, revealed tonight on LarryBlingJive, lamenting her singleness, stated that she'd date Oprah, but Oprah already had a boyfriend.

Gayle King.

mamma mia
mamma mia


1967,,,car accident
1970...Kent State
1977...Queen|New Haven [front row, center]
1978...Studio 54
1979...Canon A-1
1981...Lumbar Laminectomy
1986...Cervical Excision|PJH
1988...Miami|photo assistant
1991...DEP LDL
1992...Hurricane Andrew|IFAC
2001...Twin Towers|Excision
2003...DEP Grace
2005...Fibbs College

Tom Perrotta

Summer better than others.

Some are, some aren't.

This one will be...

14:06 EST

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

St Clare of Assisi
Patron Saint of HDTV.

St Clare of Assisi

On February 17, 1958, Pope Pius XII designated her as the patron saint of television, on the basis that, when she was too ill to attend a Mass, she had been miraculously able to see and hear it on the wall of her room. The Eternal Word Television Network (EWTN) was founded by Mother Angelica, a Poor Clare.

Umm, Mrs Clinton?
Rick's dead.

Postcards from the Asylum

Bill + Hill chill with the badass...

Hilary Clinton's Campaign Song
You + I (Extended DJ Mix)
Rick James

You and I
We fit together like a glove on hand
That's right
Don't you know
That I would gladly take you anywhere
You wanted to go

You and me
We are as close as three-part harmony
Wouldn't you agree
And if by chance
Our romance ended it would surely be
The end of me

Some people might say I'm infatuated
But I don't care
'Cause they really don't know
They'll never see of hear
The things I do with you
So far as I'm concerned
They all can go to hell

Woe, baby yeah
Now sing it, sugar
Do-do-do (etc.)

You and I
We'll be together til the six is nine
That's right
When you need me
I never hesitate, I always come
It's so much fun, yeah

You and I
Although we're poor
Our love has greater wealth
Than Hughes himself
And if by chance
There is an afterlife when we die
Hope it's with you and I

Sing it do, do, do

You and I
You and me
We'll be together eternally

Special Intention...

St Jude
Patron Saint of Lost Causes

Iconography of Saint Jude

Jude is traditionally depicted carrying the image of Jesus in his hand or close to his chest, betokening the legend of the Image of Edessa, recorded in apocryphal correspondence between Jesus and Abgarus which is reproduced in Eusebius' History Ecclesiastica, I, xiii. According to it, King Abgar of Edessa (a city located in what is now southeast Turkey) sent a letter to Jesus to cure him of an illness that afflicts him, and sent the envoy Hannan, the keeper of the archives, offering his own home city to Jesus as a safe dwelling place. The envoy painted a likeness of Jesus with choice paints, or impressed with Abgar's great faith, Jesus pressed his face into a cloth and gave it to Hannan to take to Abgar with his answer. Upon seeing Jesus' image, the King placed it with great honor in one of his palatial houses. After Christ had ascended to heaven, Jude was sent to Abgar by Apostle Thomas. The king was cured and astonished. He converted to Christianity along with most of the people under his rule. Additionally, St. Jude is often depicted with a flame above his head. This represents his presence at Pentecost, when he received the Holy Spirit with the other apostles.

Jude Thaddeus is invoked in desperate situations because his New Testament letter stresses that the faithful should persevere in the environment of harsh, difficult circumstances, just as their forefathers had done before them. Therefore, he is the patron saint of desperate cases. (The epithet is also commonly rendered as "patron saint of lost causes".)

Many Christians, especially in the past, reckoned him as Judas Iscariot and avoided prayers on behalf of him. Therefore he was also called the "Forgotten Saint". Devotion to Saint Jude began again in earnest in the 1800s, starting in Italy and Spain, spreading to South America, and finally to the U.S. (starting in the area around Chicago) in the 1920s. Novena prayers to Jude helped people, especially newly arrived immigrants from Europe, deal with the pressures caused by the Great Depression, World War II, and the changing workplace and family life.
Jude is the patron saint of the Chicago Police Department and of Clube de Regatas do Flamengo (a popular soccer team in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil). His other patronages include desperate situations and hospitals. One of his namesakes is St. Jude Children's Research Hospital in Memphis, Tennessee, which has helped many children with terminal illnesses and their families since its founding in 1962. His feast day is October 28 (Roman Catholic Church and Lutheran Church) and June 19 (Eastern Orthodox Church).

A common Roman Catholic prayer is:
"Most holy apostle, St. Jude Thaddeus, faithful servant and friend of Jesus, the name of the traitor has caused you to be forgotten by many. But the Church honors and invokes you universally as the patron of hopeless cases, of things almost despaired of. Pray for me, I am so helpless and alone. Make use, I implore you, of that particular privilege given to you, to bring visible and speedy help where help is almost despaired of. Come to my assistance in this great need that I may receive the consolation and help of heaven in all my necessities, tribulations, and sufferings, particularly -- (Here make your request) and that I may praise God with you and all the saints forever. I promise, O blessed St. Jude, to be ever mindful of this great favor, to always honor you as my special and powerful patron, and to gratefully encourage devotion to you. Amen."

(3 Our Father's, 3 Hail Mary's and 3 Glory Be's)

National HIV Testing Day

Do yourself a favor...

Streaming Audio
Live Killers.2

Bark! Bark!

Monday, June 18, 2007

I told you so...

And I lost an auction last night by $1.
Stihl, it was less than $90...


Now I understand there were only 200 copies of this poster printed.
Time to ramp up the hunt!

Hostel. The Puzzle.

I DARE you to solve this...

Eli Roth Announces Partnership
w/ Milton Bradley
HOSTEL. The Puzzle.

This one's really hard!

Homosexuality Genetic?

Ya think?

Mamma Mia! Mamma Mia!

Sunday, June 17, 2007


H6 - Trailer

Antonio Frau, a recently freed, convicted killer, inherits an old brothel and begins to "cleanse" the women who in habit the surrounding streets.

Never has a serial killer had such beautiful lighting, color, and composition.

Hey Eli!

Yeah. Hate to tell you, but H2 really sucked.
Well, kindasorta.
It was very Gestapo, and looked like you ripped some footage straight outta A________.
Your lighting wasn't all that great.
And I can't remember anything about the background music.
I can't remember if it got me going or if I had to piss. (Well, not from nerves.)

I thought I'd send you a heads-up on this one.
Seems to me you have a long way to go to get from H2 to H6.
Take some notes, and have Nathan sit next to you.

Oh. I forgot.
Mark Romanek returned your call.
The manager of NIN called earlier. Said they're interested.
And your new Pantone Swatch Book came today.

What up?