But, is this a "true" bottom?
It's what you do with them.
So that's my quick and easy birthday gift to you, besides a signed copy of OBAMA GOTHIC.
You've been doing your best against insurmountable odds.
Keep doing it.
(What I feel badly about is having to listen to Anderson Cooper ask "but is this a true bottom?" I just want to wet my pants every time I even think I might hear that. Time for facebook.)