Tiger Woods Can't Drive. Shoulda putted!
Tiger Woods car accident interview was rescheduled. Friday, Florida State troopers attempted to speak to Tiger Woods about the car accident that occurred outside Tiger Woods home early Friday morning, but his wife, Erin Nordegren told them he was sleeping. An appointment for Saturday was scheduled, but when Florida State troopers arrived on Saturday, they were told that Tiger Woods was not available to talk and were asked to reschedule for Sunday.
Tiger Woods was taken to the hospital after the accident, but released a few hours later in good condition. The car accident occurred near the Woods home, as Tiger Woods pulled out of his driveway in his 2009 SUV Cadillac and ran into a fire hydrant and then a tree. Tiger Woods was in and out of consciousness when rescuers arrived at his home.
Like we'd all be able to get away with "can't talk, I'm sleeping."
I smell tiger dung.