If you think you've seen it all...

Not yet.
Seriously.
I'm going to put this to orange shame.

*The pumpkin spilled its guts between last night and today.

We'll have to wait until this October for the "big surprise."

"I Feel Love" for Giorgio Moroder!The Birthday Boy's Beats!

Is this a coincidence that Giorgio Moroder, the FATHER of the best disco songs in the world (esp Donna Summer's I FEEL LOVE) has his b-day on the day Studio 54 opened?

Now EVERYBODY can get into Studio 54!

This Day in History26 April 1977Put on your dancin' shoes!

Get your ASS behind the velvet rope, you suburban mutha fucka!

Studio 54 opens!

Doctors NEVER laugh...

This guy goes to see his doctor with a rather embarrassing problem. He was concerned about the doctor's reaction...

...the Doctor replied "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen.

It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started
giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's been swollen like this for a week.

This Day in History: A little known fact.

In 1886, Sigmund Freud opened his practice at Rathausstrasse 7, Vienna.

I was his first patient.

And I still see him every Thursday.

He's in Woodbridge now.

Bareback!

Cruisin' for a birthday boy!

Mirror Mirror...

Doesn't it figure.

Waterbury.
And my father meets Annie Leibovitz at a wake and then spoke to her at a cemetery.
Smartly attired in all black, apparently she was photographing everything with a very small camera.

Sad thing is, by the time I heard about it, she was already in a private residence.
With a limo waiting outside.

Should I stay or should I go now?

I stayed.

This day in history: 1662

Connecticut chartered as an English colony.

Why I'm crying...

It's Roy Orbison's birthday...

This day in history: AIDS

In 1984, the AIDS virus (Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome) was isolated.

Sadly, many had already died.
Including friends of mine.

Freddie's Isolated Vocals!

Thank you, Ben Franklin.

I have officially hit middle-age.

No. I didn't have another birthday (yet)!

I have bifocals!

No more Ed Maxey!

more...

Madonna @ Roseland$2700 – $5200

Carnival of Souls|Color version

Carnival of Souls|1962Original b/w trailer

The road to excess...

leads to the palace of wisdom.

Happy Birthday Jessica Lange!

How could you NOT love Jessica Lange? Especially after FRANCES, BLUE SKY, that movie with Gwyneth Paltrow (where JL gets bitch-slapped by GP at the end), and, of course, POSTMAN.

Fuck Frank the Bunny!

I suppose
every one of us
is guilty...
in some manner.

Be a bully. Not a buddy!!

PHO 301