So, have you been one of the guys who found the "got2B" line of hair products "just right" for your hairstyle of choice? I was.
Repeat: I "was."
This morning, trying to squeeze out the last squirt of gel to make my rapidly-receding hairline look its best, I noted the following on the back of the product you see herein, and I quote:
THIS GOES BEYOND YOUR ORDINARY STYLING GEL.
got2b MAGNETîK styling gel contains pheromones – a man's secret edge to make the ladies take notice. So get your game on...because this stuff delivers firm hold and natural shine – AND gets the ladies revved up.
got2B CREATING GOOD CHEMISTRY
NOW I know why I can't get a fucking date.
I'VE BEEN USING THE WRONG HAIR GEL!
Which was sold to me BY MY HAIR STYLIST!
A not-so-quick call to Schwarzkopf & Henkel (1.800.424.5458) revealed something even MORE shocking...IT'S THE DIAL COMPANY (yep, the SOAP people). And, apparently, DIAL is OWNED BY SCHWARZKOPF & HENKEL...a subsidiary of Henkel KGaA, based in Dusseldorf, Germany.
Keep shaving your heads, guys.
And remember: never, EVER, let them see you sweat!