Saturday, August 11, 2007

Spit or Swallow.
Aural Sex


Yeah.
I blew my wad.
Mos' def' swallow this.

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A Day at the Races
Brutus Maximus
December 2004

Terribly important
Not terribly pretty.


It always takes two.
Usually one is pretty.
And, in this case, smart too!

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MoS
Annual 2007
Spit or Swallow?


Swallow this one.

Comin' round a place that is harder to find...

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Aural Sex
Def gettin' HED tonight!

No birthday here! THANK GOD!

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Jerry Falwell is Dead

Ding dong! Falwell is dead!

Friday, August 10, 2007

Birthday Badness Banderas

Well, here's a thought.



Be afraid.
Be very afraid.

I saw where the rest of this "tube" goes.
YIKES!

And it's much worse than you think.
It was worse that I could think.
And that's saying something!

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Mother of God!
Don't Ask!

Subincision.

How these words et al find their way in front of my eyeballs is really beyond me.

And I'd like to know who's sending some of this stuff.
Wow.

Yes, you read it here first:

There are some photographs I'll never post.

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A socially unacceptable joke!

I rear-ended a car a few days ago.

The other driver got out of his car.
He was pissed ...
and he was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT happy!"

I said, "OK, then which one are you?"


Thanks to NightMare...AGAIN!

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Untitled 2007
Walk with Brutus

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Whoops!
Conservative Marine Matt Sanchez –
A Gay Porn Whore


The flip side of that coin.
Everyone's got a dark side!

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Eric Alva
Coming Out Against "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"


The first soldier injured in Iraq.
A gay man, he lost his leg, not his heart.

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Birthday Banter
Andrew Sullivan
Ann Coulter & "faggot"

How enlightening is a little reading. Perfectly ready to bash Andrew Sullivan as traitorous faggot of the Repulican Party, I stumbled onto his eloquent defense of Ann Coulter and her use of the pejorative "faggot" in reference to John Edwards some time back.


Ann Coulter: pro-gay? Who knew! An obfuscated fact, to be sure.

Read Andrew Sullivan's piece for The Atlantic and form your own opinion.
For a change.

I've changed mine.

This time.

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The Surface of Venus
NASA, 1990


The Magellan spacecraft, named after the sixteenth-century Portuguese explorer whose expedition first circumnavigated the Earth, was launched May 4, 1989,
and arrived at Venus on August 10, 1990.

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Leather Night
New Haven, July 2007


Self-portrait


Keys, left.

Keys are an understood signifier for homosexual activity. A key chain worn on the right side of the body indicates that the wearer desires to play a passive role during a sexual encounter. Conversely, keys placed on the left side of the body signify that the wearer expects to assume a dominant position.

The color orange worn on the left side of the body signifies that the wearer is into anything, anytime. Conversely, orange worn on the right side of the body signifies that the wearer is just cruising, and is not into anything at that time.

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The Reaping
Trailer

Hail Mary, full of grace.

Untitled 2007
Walk with Brutus

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Morning Music
TEXAS|Bad Weather

I know we can walk through rain
But I don't want to end up drowned again

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Untitled 2007 [walk w. Brutus]

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Morning Music

Thursday, August 09, 2007

$2.61 (refrigerated package; one large piece)

Boneless Chicken Breast

Austen.

Boy.

Did I tell him.


Dogs are prolly still yappin'.

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Triplets.
August, Aghast, Ghost

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au·gust /ɔˈgʌst/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[aw-guhst]
–adjective
1. inspiring reverence or admiration; of supreme dignity or grandeur; majestic: an august performance of a religious drama.
2. venerable; eminent: an august personage.
[Origin: 1655–65; < L augustus sacred, grand, akin to augére to increase. See eke]

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Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.


a·ghast /əˈgæst, əˈgɑst/[uh-gast, uh-gahst] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
struck with overwhelming shock or amazement; filled with sudden fright or horror: They stood aghast at the sight of the plane crashing.
[Origin: 1225–75; ME agast frightened, ptp. of agasten, equiv. to a- a-3 + gasten, OE gǣstan to frighten, earlier *gāstjan < Gmc causative *gaistjan; see ghost]

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ghost /goʊst/[gohst]
–noun
1. the soul of a dead person, a disembodied spirit imagined, usually as a vague, shadowy or evanescent form, as wandering among or haunting living persons.
2. a mere shadow or semblance; a trace: He's a ghost of his former self.
3. a remote possibility: He hasn't a ghost of a chance.
4. (sometimes initial capital letter) a spiritual being.
5. the principle of life; soul; spirit.
6. Informal. ghost writer.
7. a secondary image, esp. one appearing on a television screen as a white shadow, caused by poor or double reception or by a defect in the receiver.
8. Also called ghost image. Photography. a faint secondary or out-of-focus image in a photographic print or negative resulting from reflections within the camera lens.
9. an oral word game in which each player in rotation adds a letter to those supplied by preceding players, the object being to avoid ending a word.
10. Optics. a series of false spectral lines produced by a diffraction grating with unevenly spaced lines.
11. Metalworking. a streak appearing on a freshly machined piece of steel containing impurities.
12. a red blood cell having no hemoglobin.
13. a fictitious employee, business, etc., fabricated esp. for the purpose of manipulating funds or avoiding taxes: Investigation showed a payroll full of ghosts.
–verb (used with object)
14. to ghostwrite (a book, speech, etc.).
15. to haunt.
16. Engraving. to lighten the background of (a photograph) before engraving.
–verb (used without object)
17. to ghostwrite.
18. to go about or move like a ghost.
19. (of a sailing vessel) to move when there is no perceptible wind.
20. to pay people for work not performed, esp. as a way of manipulating funds.
–adjective
21. fabricated for purposes of deception or fraud: We were making contributions to a ghost company.
—Idiom
22. give up the ghost,
a. to die.
b. to cease to function or exist.
[Origin: bef. 900; ME goost (n.), OE gāst; c. G Geist spirit]

—Related forms
ghost·i·ly, adverb
ghostlike, adjective

—Synonyms 1. apparition, phantom, phantasm, wraith, revenant; shade, spook. Ghost, specter, spirit all refer to the disembodied soul of a person. A ghost is the soul or spirit of a deceased person, which appears or otherwise makes its presence known to the living: the ghost of a drowned child. A specter is a ghost or apparition of more or less weird, unearthly, or terrifying aspect: a frightening specter. Spirit is often interchangeable with ghost but may mean a supernatural being, usually with an indication of good or malign intent toward human beings: the spirit of a friend; an evil spirit.

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The Orange.

August 7 – August 20

13 days.
13 orange ways.

Navel.
Mandarin.
Persian.
Valencia.
Bitter.

Blood.

[for starters]

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October 2007

This fall, spill your guts.


OrangeMercury ©2007

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Greyhound::Health


Rx.
Rex.
Wrecks.

Greyhounds are typically a healthy and long-lived breed, and hereditary illness is rare. Some Greyhounds have been known to develop esophageal achalasia, Bloat (gastric torsion), and osteosarcoma.[9] Because the Greyhound's lean physique makes it ill-suited to sleeping on hard surfaces, owners of companion Greyhounds generally provide soft bedding; without bedding, Greyhounds are prone to develop painful skin sores. Greyhounds typically live 10–13 years.[10]

Due to the unique physiology and anatomy of greyhounds, a veterinarian who understands the issues relevant to the breed is generally needed when the dogs need treatment, particularly when anaesthesia is required. Greyhounds cannot metabolize barbiturate-based anesthesia as other breeds can because they have lower amounts of oxidative enzymes in their livers.

Greyhounds demonstrate unusual blood chemistry, which can be misread by veterinarians not familiar with the breed; this can result in an incorrect diagnosis. Greyhounds have higher levels of red blood cells than do other breeds. Since red blood cells carry oxygen to the muscles, this higher level allows the hound to move larger quantities of oxygen faster from the lungs to the muscles. Veterinary blood services often use greyhounds as universal blood donors.[11]

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debe uno angel derecho ahora.


What if the sky were falling?

Open fire.
On my burning heart.

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The Unedited Version.


It's the red version.

I never forget a face.
Especially if I've sat one it.
–|China Blue (Kathleen Turner); Crimes of Passion: Ken Russell.1984

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Wednesday, August 08, 2007

I now pronounce you...
Man & Beast!

Birthday Breasts!


Quiver me timbers!

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Tick Tick Tock
The Sands of Time...

1 hour, 35 minutes, a few seconds to go!

Don't waste it!

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Oh no!
Frank Simpson!

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Cut this vulture's tongue out! NOW!


So it's my fucking birthday.
Go ahead. Shoot me.




Charlize Theron ©Richard Avedon

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Happy Birthday!
Mr X




All photographs © TimPalen.com

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Your painting exhibit is well hung...
like a horse!



Giddyup!

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E tu, Brute?

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Monday, August 06, 2007

One o' these days...

I'm going to start pic-jacking all the really shocking photographs I see people post on various sites, all purporting to advertise the fact they are looking for the one and true love of their life...

and I mean it!

Oops!
Dropped the soap!

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Banking Hijinx!
Going phishing!


C'mon! What's REALLY wrong with this picture?

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Locker Room Hijinx!


Yeah, I see this every single day.

NOT!

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Pig Play!

A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he
decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.
At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs.

After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split
everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they
agreed to drive thirty miles each, and find a field in which to
let the pigs mate.

The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5
a. m., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was
the only vehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles.

While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will
I know if they are pregnant?"

The other farmer replied, "If they're in the grass in the morning,
they're pregnant, if they're in the mud, they're not."

The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed
them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and
proceeded to try again.

This continued each morning for more than a week.

The next morning he was too tired to get out of bed.
He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me
Whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass."

"Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one
of them is honking the horn."

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Postcards from the Asylum
Mid-summer Sun

Scotland v Paris!
Put 'em up, b*tch!

Paris Hilton, stuck-up hotel heiress and professional oxygen thief, was cut down to size by Texas singer Sharleen Spiteri in an amazing four-letter bust-up after Michael Jackson's disastrous comeback show. Paris, 25, sparked the row by wrongly accusing Sharleen of showering her with ice - and called her a "f***ing ugly idiot". But the no-nonsense Scot, 39, brandished a fist in Paris's face and bellowed back at her to send her packing. Minders pulled them apart but one witness said: "Sharleen looked ready to punch her." Another guest revealed yesterday: "Sharleen pulled her fingers into a fist and screamed: 'F*** off, I'm not scared of you'.

Women I gotta see live before I die!

Sharleen Spiteri; Texas (ya think?)
Annie Lennox; Eurythmics (ANY incarnation!)
Grace Jones


ThaThaThaThaThaTha

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

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Testing testing testing...

Hmmmm. Does the blog-posting widget actually work? Let's check it out...

I CAN'T RESIST!
I'm seriously addicted!


Can't Resist: Live


Getaway: Live


Black-eyed Boy: Studio (Live)


Summer Son: Live (great audio + video!) Nice gay crowd too!

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I see a birthday boy!

Birthday Barbie

3,000th Post!
Woo-hoo!

Personal Daily Horoscope
Monday, 6 August 2007
Born 4 May 1960
©Astrodienst AG


Natal w. transit

Venus Trine Venus , exact at 18:12
mid-July 2007 – beginning of October 2007

A "lucky" influence
Valid during several months: This is a pleasant time that is good for all relationships, but you may not feel especially active. Today you tend to attract circumstances, persons or objects, including money, that can be useful later on. This is a spontaneously "lucky" influence. The quotation marks around "lucky" mean that it is not so much luck that helps you as your attitude of relaxation and willingness to let your life flow without the tension of resistance. Many things are prevented from entering people's lives because they are too tense to let them in. At other times you might unconsciously alienate a potentially helpful person, or you might be too cautious or overlook an opportunity because of tension. This influence helps to prevent such negative states of consciousness.


Progressed

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Birthday Ball!




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Sunday, August 05, 2007

Ladies + Gentlemen
Miss Grace Jones
1977 – 1978



If you don't see this YouTube vid here, wander on over via the link.
Grace at her 1977-1978 best.

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Just because...
Goldfrapp

1981
US Nuclear Test in Nevada

SciFi Candy

Someone I know?

Something's very wrong when...


Connecticut's "hottest" night spot offers up table reservations,
and bottle service.

Too much glam, not nearly enough slam.

Give me a dark, dank, rundown warehouse in a dubious part of town, with a polished concrete dancefloor, and a clientel more suited for a costume party than a debutante ball (albeit in "drag" befitting ethnically stereotypical crowds).

I'm loathe to give them any coverage, except they are seriously worth a good laugh.

They take themselves WAY too seriously.

Way.

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Happy Brady Birthday!

It's always MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA!

Vintage Freddie + The Boys
1974